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How to build a guillotine???

 
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Victor Smootbank
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:26 am    Post subject: How to build a guillotine??? Reply with quote

I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???
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Buddy Matlosz
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:26 am    Post subject: Re: How to build a guillotine??? Reply with quote

Go somewhere else if you want to give head.

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Quote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???
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Into_hanging_myself
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: How to build a guillotine??? Reply with quote

On Sep 28, 9:02 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Quote:
I'm an executioner and I have to execute a few
very bad boys and girls.

I can't use an axe to chop off their heads, because
I have arthritis, so I'll need a guillotine.

How can I build a guillotine???

Please help me to execute these bad boys and bad
girls and I'll give you a head of your choice!!!

Deal???

Thinking more about the guillotine (God, is that ever a sexy name!)
the guillotine I fantasise about should have a high frame so that, as
I am laying there face-up, feeling the frame shake as the blade
descends, I can anticipate the sensation as the blade slices my neck.
Also, the lunette should be very thick, like 4 inches wide at least.
And it should be designed so it is in two pieces, the front piece
being 3 inches wide and the back piece an inch (at least) wide. A gap
in the middle equal to the width of the blade! With this design, when
the lunette is closed around (my) neck, my neck would actually be
stretched. And when the blade passes through the lunette and slices
off my head, my severed head would actually pull away once the neck
has been completely severed, allowing my lopped off head to fall
quickly. If I were ever to find myself shackled down on the bascule,
and the blade was over my throat waiting to behead me, I only request
that my executioner be a woman, and that she would do me the pleasure
of engaging in sexual intercourse with me just before the balde is
released, and once my head is severed off, continue to enjoy having my
rock hard organ inside of her until she can feel that life has left my
body!

Very, very kinky!
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