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TAR · Guest

Many of you have asked that I address the issue of morning bodily
functions perhaps to remove some of the perceived shame and mystique
that many associate with it. Let's face it, we all pass gas.
It's natural. Natural gas that is. People seem to forget that, as you
sleep, your body is busy ridding itself of toxins and is involved in
digesting the dinner or snack that you ate earlier in the day.
A byproduct of digestion is bad man gas (or woman gas as the case
might apply.)
Most of us awaken and do what? Urinate and pass wind. This is normal
and you shouldn't be ashamed of this. "That's all fine and dandy Donna
but what if my husband or wife hears me letting one out? Then what?".
I'll tell you what. Tell them something like "as if you never fart!?"
and then squeeze another one out right there in front of them.
It's a ice breaker and in countries where filthy, raghead sand niggers
live, a compliment to the cook. Those dirty ragheads belch out loud
which is actually just a fart of the mouth if you think about it.
The more primitive the race, the more acceptable belching, farting and
eating boogers is. The more superior the race, the more taboo it is.
Kiss that goodbye. Farting is normal and doing it in front of a
stranger is even more rewarding. Do it sometime and see for yourself.

Spread the word.

Donna

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